oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
That parody of Anaconda wasn’t even funny. In fact, it was barely a parody, it hardly made fun of the song. All it did was tear Nicki down and promote slut-shaming. Also Nash Grier was in it so you know it’s trash.
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do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in